Scrooge is on the defensive, and rightly so tbh

Rubbing salt into Scrooge’s wounds (fact check: ghosts do manhandle ‘Scrooge’ in Scrooged)

Scrooge gets dumped (and I held back tears during the last few paragraphs)

Fezziwig will always be Fozziwig in my heart 🐻 (plus a re-recorded intro)

Let’s take a minute to remember that this was written in the 1880s and can be culturally insensitive

Scrooge has feelings, I have wheezings, and we will apologize for neither

The first ghost has entered the chat

Quitting my ‘day job’ to become a clock (also we have heat again!)

Not to quibble, but isn’t Marley’s Ghost technically the first ghost of the story?

The one where the ghost differentiates business and trade